Then James Franco is there as a rapper who seems like a really bad Dave Chappelle character. This movie is like one long stupid promo video for an even longer and stupider promo video. They arrive and we know everything is perfect because thereвЂ™s a minute long voiceover about how life changing it all is while people in beachwear dance in slow motion. No biggie.Д®verything is fine and perfect because nothing has consequences so now the girls are on their way to St. Did I mention they stole a car and then burned it? They did. Act like youвЂ™re in a movie or something.вЂќ I guess thatвЂ™s the only convincing you need to rob a fast food restaurant because no one raised a concern or cared about their safety or future. I guess thatвЂ™s why they donвЂ™t bother in including her in their robbery. Selena GomezвЂs character is the only one distinguishable from the other two because she goes to prayer circle or Bible study or something. The point is theyвЂ™re miserable and they want to leave. If the monotony is their biggest problem, why donвЂ™t they just go home? Maybe their parents canвЂ™t afford it? WeвЂ™ll never know because that would make it seem like these girls were people with families or lives or anything tying them to human nature which is exactly what this movies tries not to do. They need to escape from their college campus because everyone else is gone already and theyвЂ™re tired of doing and seeing theВ same things. I guess theyвЂ™ve never heard of work study.

The girls have their hearts set on going somewhere for Spring Break but theyвЂ™ve only managed to save $325 dollars between the four of them. Finally we start to get some sort of plot, all of which you know if you watched the trailer. Ten minutes in and thereвЂ™s been roughly five lines of dialogue. Women have drinks poured down their chests, there are lots of crotch shots, dudes let cans leak beer as they hold them from where their junk is, women eat popsicles suggestively. The movie begins with lots of stuff that you see in every movie party scene but never see in real life unless the people you hang out with are the absolute worst. Also, heвЂ™s married to the one actress you probably donвЂ™t recognize, Rachel Korine. Apparently he wrote Kids which came out in 1995 and heвЂ™s 40 now. The film was directed by Harmony Korine who I thought was a lady and is one of the only reasons I even agreed to see this film. IвЂ™m sure you can find one with a cover charge thatвЂ™s cheaper than a movie ticket. There are lots of women in bikinis but if you are so desperate to see boobs that youвЂ™d pay twelve bucks, let me let you in on a little secret. But itвЂ™s in the context of a threesome with James Franco so maybe not. This is the entire movie except for the last 15 minutes which includes the only part you might want to see which is Vanessa Hudgens ( High School Musical)В making out with Ashley BensonВ ( Pretty Little Liars). Rough on the outside but with a soft spot inside, Alien wins over the hearts of the young Spring Breakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien (James Franco), an infamous local thug who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history.

But thatвЂ™s only the beginningвЂ¦ At a motel room rager, fun reaches its legal limit and the girls are arrested and taken to jail. Spring Breakers tells the story of four sexy college girls as they plan to fund their spring break getaway by burglarizing a fastfood shack. If youвЂ™re watching it for any sort of plot or storyline, you can find it there. If you havenвЂ™t seen it yet, the entire story is told in the trailer and synopsis. I give this movie zero out of infinite fucks. Hi, my name is Brittani and I watched Spring Breakers.

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